| Intro
Fans of The Simpsons have long been patient, waiting for that one
true, great title that would bring the world of Springfield to consoles in a way
that is enjoyable and creative. Konami got off to a wonderful start in the arcades
with a beat 'em up much in the way of Streets of Rage. But then something
bad happened. As the franchise moved to console systems, the titles weren't just
bad, they were crimes against humanity. Bart vs. The Space Mutants was
the first in a long line of such titles to bitterly, bitterly disappoint. As the
years went on, so did bad Simpsons games, from the NES right up through
to our modern 3D powerhouses. But, finally, after 13 seasons of patient waiting,
console gamers have been rewarded with what is, thus far, the Holy Grail of Simpsons
gaming. Gameplay: 8/10
It would be simply impossible to review The Simpsons: Hit & Run
without referring to Grand Theft Auto 3. In its purest form, Hit &
Run is GTA with a glossy Simpsons wrapper. From the mission
design to the city interactions, everything in Hit & Run is done almost
exactly like it's bloody, hooker-beating big brother.
In
a plot written by regular show writers, the town of Springfield is suddenly plagued
with mysterious black vans and odd camera-wielding camera bees (yes, you read
that correctly), and it's up to The Simpson family to investigate. Completing
missions will, of course, continue the story along all of it's turbulent twists
and turns that include aliens kidnapping Bart and something about a new and improved
version of Buzz Cola. In truth, the plot's a bit convoluted, something that watchers
of the last few seasons will be familiar with. The
story, as well as the game, unwind through character-based mission progression.
Rather than use the crime boss/island method as in GTA3, Hit & Run
advances by giving the player control of a single Simpsons family member
as they investigate by helping out the town's citizens doing a variety of tasks.
The game starts as players control Homer to help get acquainted to the game's
controls. Each mission starts by talking to one of Springfield's denizens, and
then performing a task for them in order to receive more information about the
greater plot. Tasks are usually some GTA3 style objective, but with a unique
Simpsons twist. For instance, an early collection mission has Apu needing
help knocking roadkill off of Cletus' truck in order to keep competition with
the Kwik-E-Mart's own hot dogs down. Chase, evade, destroy, collect missions --
the gang's all here on loan from GTA3, but the missions are done well enough,
with enough Simpsons dialogue and gags to keep it fresh and interesting. However
missions grow rather difficult rather quickly, and mastery of each level is required
in order to complete objectives on time. Most missions rely on knowing every shortcut
in a given level and being able to hit them flawlessly; often times, one mistake
blows the entire mission. Luckily, Hit & Run includes one awesome feature
that even GTA3 neglected to include--a mission restart feature, making
mission replays quick and easy. Each
character has their own starting default car ripped straight from the series:
Homer has the family's pink sedan, Marge drives the Canyonero, and Bart rolls
along in the motorized version of the soapbox derby Honor Roller. Over 40 additional
vehicles, such as Cletus' pickup or even the legendary Mr. Plow, can also be unlocked
by either performing bonus missions, collecting hidden items, or by talking to
the perpetually down on his luck salesman, Gil. But rather than car-jacking innocent
(or not-so-innocent) drivers, Hit & Run take the non-violent approach
-- a phone-booth. Whenever a car is needed, place a call, and the car will be
instantaneously delivered to your feet -- taking all the hassle of car-jacking
out of the equation. Once a car has been unlocked, it is always available from
the phone-booth, making finding the right car for the job easy and painless. The
town of Springfield has been recreated with painstaking detail. All the great
locations are there: Springfield school, the church, Burns' casino, the nuclear
power plant, the wharf, the tomacco farm, and even the Kwik-E-Mart complete with
frozen guy. So many inside jokes from the show appear in Hit & Run
that it's simply impossible to catch them all. Fans of the series will find themselves
giddy at the prospect of harassing the Comic Book Guy, or riding along with Principal
Skinner while his mother does her best at back-seat driving. The developers really
did their best at making Springfield come alive, and it shows. All over Springfield
are coins and unlockables just waiting to be discovered and collected. Money in
Hit & Run not only purchases new cars, but also unlocks unique costumes
that include Lisa's Florida costume, Homer's muumuu, and Marge's convict outfit.
Multiplayer modes can also be unlocked by finding the seven hidden collector cards
in each level -- a nice extra.
Graphics: 7/10 I just can't get over how The Simpsons' characters
look in 3D. You know that Treehouse of Horrors episode where Homer gets turned
3D? Think that. It's just unsettling to me for some reason that I can't explain.
That's not to say that the characters look bad, just the opposite. Every detail
on every character, even every building, is all recreated in perfect show-emulating
detail. But that's not to say that the
graphics don't have their bugs either. Clipping problems are here in spades --
you can park on characters, wedge a car in a wall, or even drop through a level.
And they aren't isolated problems either, I was able to recreate these problems
time and time again. Granted, they don't routinely happen without trying, but
every now and again, I would get a car caught in a building and lose a mission
because of it. Frustrating? Yes. Game breaking? No. Overall, the graphics are
great, and seeing Springfield in its full, unsettling, 3D glory is worth all the
little idiosyncrasies.
Sound: 9/10 I love franchise games
where the whole original cast is integrated into the soundtrack, and Hit &
Run is one of those games. Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner,
the gang's all here, and it's very appreciated. After all, it just wouldn't be
a Simpsons game with bad imposters. All the voices for every character
is voiced as it is on the series. That, combined with real Simpsons writers,
makes for some downright hilarious lines and interactions between characters,
just like those on the show. Car effects sound appropriate for the models -- Cletus'
pick-up chugs, while the Canyonero sounds appropriately beefy. My one quibble:
each character has a finite number of one-liners they spew while driving. Get
used to those one-liners, because you'll hear them a lot. Control:
8/10 Like a lot of things in Hit & Run, the control scheme comes
almost directly from GTA3, right down to the triangle button controlling
getting in and out of cars. Unlike GTA3 however, gamers can choose to control
acceleration and braking with the right analog stick (up is gas, down is brake)
or with the face buttons. It's a matter of personal preference and both ways work
fine. On foot, it's pretty much the same story: fans of GTA3 will be right
at home. There's a sprint button, an attack button, a jump button, etc. Car handling
is my one little qualm here, they feel rather floaty and it seems that the e-brake
is needed all-too-often to keep the car from skidding into a house or nearby pedestrians.
In a game where precision driving is required, especially in the later levels,
it's a bit annoying -- but not impossible. Overall:
8/10 There's little doubt that The Simpsons: Hit & Run is the
game for which Simpsons fans have been waiting -- for much, much too long.
It brings Springfield alive in a way never before seen in games, and the opportunity
to explore it in 3D is a god-send for rapid fans everywhere. The fact that it
imitates GTA3 does little to hamper the experience, after all, we all know
that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Between Hit & Run's
great missions, creative characters, interactive environment, and a full metric
bucketload of unlockables and hidden secrets, there's many reasons to enjoy this
title. Fans of the series should consider this a must get, and even gamers a little
to young to enjoy Grand Theft Auto 3 can easily enjoy all the fun of running
into cars and driving across lawns, but without the gangland violence. In short
gamer's terms, Simpsons fans can finally play a game that doesn't suck.
Aye Caramba! [
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